So much television to watch. I have no words for you. Just watch the magic TV box. Do it before it takes your soul.
Batman and Robin Eternal #25 (DC)
Steve Orlando (W) Carlo Pagulayan (A)
Only two more issues to go and then this series is finito. Really cool concepts in this series, along with an all new villain that I can only imagine we will be seeing more of in the future. I know I’ve said it before, but this is my last weekly. Sure the time between issues is nice, but the blitz of issues gets a little taxing. If anything, give me a weekly mini-series. Like five to ten issues.
All-New Hawkeye #5 (Marvel)
Jeff Lemire (W) Ramon K. Perez (A)
Hawkeye vs Hawkeye. We knew this was coming. Talented young protege vs. human garbage fire of a superhero. I wonder how this one will play out.
Bloodshot Reborn Annual #1 (Valiant)
Jeff Lemire (W) Kano (A)
Really excited about this one actually. So the current arc is fantastic, but this Annual takes a little break from that. We get to see Bloodshot fight an old school 80’s slasher villain. I didn’t even know I needed that in my life until now
All-New All-Different Avengers #7 (Marvel)
Mark Waid (W) Adam Kubert (A)
This is going to be weird, seeing as I haven’t been following the Avengers Standoff stuff, and this is a tie in. I may just have to catch up before I read this issue. Damn.
Jacked #5 of 6 (Vertigo)
Eric Kripke (W ) John Higgins (A)
You wanted more drugs? Well here you go. A double scoop of super-dope with extra adrenaline drizzle over the top. Same some room for dinner. See what I did there? With that word play? Yeah, I’m ashamed too.
Batman #50 (DC)
Scott Snyder (W) Greg Capullo (A)
Backman’s Bat! Wait. Sure lets go with that. Finally we get to see what evil was wrought from issue forty-nine. Hopefully this is the Batman we remember and not something darker.
Outcast #17 (Image)
Robert Kirkman (W) Paul Azaceta (A)
Don’t you hate it when you get possessed by an evil spirit after accidentally meeting the devil? Especially when you beat your child and put your husband in the ER? Yeah, dude, that totally sucks.
Nowhere Men #9 (Image)
Eric Stephenson (W) Jordie Bellaire (A)
I can’t tell you guys enough how much I missed this series. It came back better than ever and I am eating up these issues like a delightfully moist cake. It’s so good, and low calorie. Who doesn’t love that?
Have you watched every show ever yet? What about that one, you know, with the guy? Yeah, didn’t think so. Get to it you lazy sack.
